He Came. He Saw.
He Knocked It Off the Shelf.

Murdercat is not your average housecat. He is a predator wearing the disguise of something adorable. Do not be fooled.

Murdercat — a menacing housecat with glowing green eyes and a small crown, sitting on a fence at night
⚠   WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO PET WITHOUT SIGNED WAIVER   ⚠

By the Numbers

9
Lives remaining
(we think)
47
Laps claimed
as territory
312
Items knocked
off shelves
0
Regrets
expressed
1
Veterinarians
who still come

Known Capabilities

🐾

Silent Stalking

Moves without a sound across any terrain — carpet, hardwood, or your freshly-typed report.

💀

Gravity Testing

Conducts rigorous experiments to confirm that your belongings still obey the laws of physics. Results: they do.

😼

Strategic Yowling

Deploys a piercing cry at 3am with military precision to ensure maximum psychological damage.

🩸

Surgical Clawing

Capable of removing skin from any exposed surface. Claims it was an accident. It was not an accident.

👁️

Psychological Warfare

Stares directly into your soul from across the room. Just sits there. Staring. Always staring.

🎭

Deceptive Cuteness

Deploys adorable poses to lull you into false sense of security. The purring is a warning, not an invitation.

Read the Adventures

Follow Murdercat's harrowing day-to-day escapades in our fully illustrated multi-panel comic strip.

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